it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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