This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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