I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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