Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
40s are totally the cure
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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