and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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