I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
