eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
