So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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