Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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