Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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