if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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