oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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