ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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