so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He literally asked permission to hit on me
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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