Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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