Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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