apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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