There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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