You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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