I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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