How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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