fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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