I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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