Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
