she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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