Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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