So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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