Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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