Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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