Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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