The best revenge is premature balding
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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