you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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