as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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