But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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