Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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