Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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