Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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