Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I enjoy the company of your penis
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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