I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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