Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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