He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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