idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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