it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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