i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
me + whiskey = a bad person
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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