im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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