I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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