So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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