I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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