i already hear my dad disowning me
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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