Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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