Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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