I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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