its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
