oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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