Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
