and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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