home. puking in laundry basket.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
my poor anus
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
God I need to hump something, right now.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
