I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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